What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.