Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.