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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel. He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled" The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"
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The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant? A: He's had a loophole named after him.
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Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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