Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you're up all night.
The first of September, first lesson. Teacher: "Please sit quietly, if you want to ask something - raise your hand." Little Johnny immediately raises his hand. "You want to ask something?" "No. Just checking how the system works."
Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
A teacher comes to the home of one naughty kid: "Is your mom at home?" "Nope, she's not here", says the naughty kid, quite scared. "And your father?" "No, he has hidden away as well..."
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores." Hitler replies, "Well, mine less." A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!" Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.