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Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
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A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
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Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
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Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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