Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.