Son: "Mom, I love you so much!" Mother: "I don't have any money, try it with your dad."
"My parachute did not work." Said no one ever.
"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
I'm tired 8 days a week.
I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.