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During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, heaven, life, political
George W. Bush and Bill Clinton both decided to have biographies written about them. George called him "The Three Most Powerful Men - Bush, Dick, and Colon". Bill called his "Sex Between the Bushes"
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has 72.43 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, political, sex
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 72.19 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I am the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America ." So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped. The fourth passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute left for you. Australia's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
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has 72.18 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: airplane, kids, political
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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has 71.90 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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has 71.69 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, democrat, food, political
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: life, political, relationship
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America.
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has 71.09 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: political
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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has 70.84 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, political, Thanksgiving, time
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