The best political jokes

Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men, political, women
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" The minister replied, "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, political
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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has 62.69 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog, political
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 62.21 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life, political
Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only 4 parachutes. Hilary said "I'm a woman, you cant leave a woman on a plane to die" so she took one and jumped. Bush said "I'm the smartest in the world, every one needs me" he took one and jumped. Sarkozy blabbed something in french that no one understood, he took one and jumped. The monk tells the boy "You take the last parachute, let me die" the boy said "Why? We can both jump." "How is that?" said the monk. The boy replies, "Because the so called smartest man Bush took my school bag and jumped!"
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, school
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 61.81 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: death, money, political
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