The best political jokes

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" The minister replied, "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go."
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The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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