What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.
On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.
Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you.
Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
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There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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