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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!" The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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