There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.