The best racist jokes

Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
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What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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