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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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