What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...