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What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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has 64.90 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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has 64.90 % from 476 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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has 64.89 % from 325 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 64.81 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 64.72 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 64.69 % from 488 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
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has 64.67 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: racist
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: racist
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
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has 64.34 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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has 64.30 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food, racist
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