The best racist jokes

Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator ? The elevator can raise a child.
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