How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.