What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned?
Baked beans.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.
How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.