What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.