Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?