So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.