The best racist jokes

What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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has 63.12 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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has 63.05 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 62.60 % from 681 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 62.39 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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has 62.24 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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has 62.24 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: racist
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 62.09 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor. He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house. When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What is you gypsy eh?" The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!" "No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again. "Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!" "What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage. Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony. "Doctor – Doctor!" "What do you want again eh?" doctor says "I am “better” than you!" "Why is that eh?" doctor says. "We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says. "I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says. "Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: car, doctor, racist
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 61.93 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
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