The best racist jokes

A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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