What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.