Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
Wing, Wing, Halo
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.