The best racist jokes

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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