What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...