How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."