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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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