I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.