I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there.
His mother didn’t allow it.
The boy started to cry, and made his mother to change her mind.
Proudly, the boy goes near the gorilla with the banana and as he was about to give it away, the gorilla grabbed him and was prepared to eat him.
Crying and shouting, the boy tries to escape, but even his mother stood still in the sight of it.
Suddenly, something sounded like a hum up in the air... It was Superman!
Superman rescued the child!
The crowd relieved applauses.
The Media arrived at that point, and the reporters started interviewing Superman.
"Which newspaper are you from?" Superman asked to one of them.
"New York Times."
"You can ask me now." Superman said.
"Were you scared while saving the kid?"
"Yes, but it doesn’t matter to me. I want to help other human beings, no matter the cost."
To the next reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?
"Herald Tribute. Which are your beliefs about children?"
"I believe that children are the future of our world and that we should, all of us protect them from evil."
The third reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?"
"Risebroker"
(Rizospastis, a Greek newspaper)
"To you, you damned communist, I’m not saying a word!"
Next Day, Newspapers write in their FrontPage:
New York Times – Superman, the abnegation and human sacrifice standard!
Herald Tribute – Superman, the defender and children Savior!
Risebroker – Superman, Propagandist, right winged fascist, deprives food from South-African immigrant!
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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