Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!