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Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
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What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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