What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.