What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."