There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r