Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.