The best racist jokes

What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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Black magic... It doesn't work.
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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