What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Snow. One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
Black magic... It doesn't work.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.