Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.