Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.