Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt?
He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken
How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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