Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!