I've got this black friend... just kidding.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.