Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.