Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
What’s black with three feets? A piano!
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.