What's Mexicans favorite video game. Borderlands.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!