Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.