Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game.
A: Borderlands.
There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.
The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"