What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.