The best republican jokes

Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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