Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."