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It’s the morning after the honeymoon. The wife says, ‘You know, you’re a really lousy lover.’ The husband replies, ‘How can you possible tell that after only 30 seconds.’
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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Q:Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A:They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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Why is sex like a game of bridge? You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
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‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns
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Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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