The best sex jokes

One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand. So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!" and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?" and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"
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has 61.39 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: "Making a call." One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call. The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order. Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call. The boy returns, that mom says, "If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house."
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, phone, sex, wife
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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has 61.29 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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has 61.29 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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has 61.24 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
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has 61.18 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business. One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
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has 61.13 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 60.89 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
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