What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
She’s got her very own method of birth control. She takes her make-up off.
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. What's your age? 70. You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.