A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’ Garry Shandling
Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87. And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom? He wanted to keep the swelling down.
10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.