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‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’ Garry Shandling
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How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
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Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
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Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
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My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
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Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom? He wanted to keep the swelling down.
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Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
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Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
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One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred. She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock. After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder. So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
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