A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
Men are like vacations – they never seem to be long enough.
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says. ‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’