The best single jokes

Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
Vote: has 65.91 % from 41 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex, Fathers day, single
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

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5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single, women, kids