During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.