Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill?
Because he made to many calls!
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore.
The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"
"Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife.
"Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."
Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!
Why do orphans like playing tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
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Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.
One bloke says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24!
What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."
"What do you call it?"
"We call it a football wedding."
The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"
The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"