Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Two alpinists on a mountain:
One of them falls in a crack, the other jumps at the hole and screams after the other one:
Are you hurt?
Noooooo! He hears.
How come?
I’m still fallinnnnnnn!
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
Q: How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?
A: Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears.
Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.
Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.