Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died.
After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly.
"What's the story?" she asked.
"Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied.
"How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright.
Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed:
- to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying.
- to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin.
- to be a Nobel Prize winner.
- to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time.
- he was fired "on accident."
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You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?"
Little Johnny: "11"
Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Two blondes were talking together:
First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?"
Second: "He isn't just now my engaged."
First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!"
Second: "He is now my husband!"
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