A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island.
The redhead swims half way and drowns.
The brunette swims half way and drowns too.
The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters.
She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse.
Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole.
The next door neighbor saw him and asked;
"Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?"
"My goldfish died, and I have to bury it."
"Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?"
"Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
No!
You don't have "Bad luck".
You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.