Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.