Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"